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Community Regional Holiday Music » Baby Boomer Santa (Troy and Abed featuring Pierce)

“And then in 1970 he did more drugs. And his hair stayed long and he…grew a mustache. Baby boomer Santa, he’s gonna stay ali-i-i-i-ive! Santa invented Spielberg and microchips. Santa invented Coca-Cola and aerobics. He made the Iron Curtain and the Gremlins 2. Fake butter and AIDS and Twin Peaks! Baby boomer Santa! Thank you for MTV!”

(Source: sillymuggles)

What if you were a Jehovah’s Witness that was merely pretending to be into Christmas. Gathering clues and blending in to take down the holidays from within.

You mean like a spy, investigating making it seem like I’m celebrating
when actually I’m infiltrating Santa’s operation?

(Source: drumsofdeath)

8bitmonkey:

whatwouldgordonbombaydo:

I’m entirely in love with Ronald. I LOVE that somebody kept using “Batman is fictional” as a reason why Jesus would win. Just el.oh.el.

“Search up “Scientific evidence for the existence of Bruch Wayne and for Jesus, Jesus will win.”

HAHAHAHA

(Source: leezl-lately)